Let me love you. (ipreferintellectualbadass: jewririn: ...)

11 months ago (5,911 notes)

#wut
#I would die

ipreferintellectualbadass:

jewririn:

whysoblueberrie:

pleaseclicktogether:

chikadee:

jilltheripper-:

A fucking stiletto.
THAT IS GOING IN THEIR EYE.

My other laptop.

a Giant broken Glass Pellegrino Bottle…no joke. xD wow.

… a pillow. and its all soft. peachy. i’m fucked.

my computer. FUCK THAT.oh wait, now that i enlarged it it’s the monitor cleaning cube attached to the front of my monitor. acceptable.

lamp……….i can make it work….

….a fucking letter stuck to my desk…I WILL GIVE YOU A PAPER CUT BITCH. YOU BETTAH WATCH YO BAD SELF.

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jewririn:

whysoblueberrie:

pleaseclicktogether:

chikadee:

jilltheripper-:

A fucking stiletto.

THAT IS GOING IN THEIR EYE.

My other laptop.

a Giant broken Glass Pellegrino Bottle…no joke. xD wow.

… a pillow. and its all soft. peachy. i’m fucked.

my computer. FUCK THAT.
oh wait, now that i enlarged it it’s the monitor cleaning cube attached to the front of my monitor. acceptable.

lamp……….i can make it work….

….a fucking letter stuck to my desk…I WILL GIVE YOU A PAPER CUT BITCH. YOU BETTAH WATCH YO BAD SELF.

(Source: adventuresofbetahugh, via spoilerqueen)

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A paper fan. Well, what do you know? :D
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AIR. Now it’s my dog Xeta.
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…A rubber band. Wooowwwww…..What the heck, do I flick it at him or something?
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a cup made of duct tape, i am so screwed
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empty snapple bottle. this can work.
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….a fucking letter stuck to my desk…I WILL GIVE YOU A PAPER CUT BITCH. YOU BETTAH WATCH YO BAD SELF.
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Ukulele… haha.
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my printer… hmmm…
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Eric Foner’s book about American History @,@
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markborejon reblogged this from a-beautifulmasterpiece and added:

A SPEAKER. Imma shove my speaker up his ass.
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A window. Ok, i’ll throw this bitch away by the window
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An Asian, I believe I’m safe.
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a mini mets baseball bat, sweet! no lie it was actually next to me
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My husky doll x.x
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A computer speaker..
melibear reblogged this from callmebritish and added:

An empty 4loko can. I’m fucked. lmao
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Applebee’s gift card. FUUUUUUUUUUUck.
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a plate, a fork, a knife, a tv and a tv-table (?) with lots of things in :P so i’ll throw the plate at him, then stab...
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fisharecool reblogged this from dontcallmedarling and added:

Nasal Spray. Fucking bring it.
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Aloe Vera. Bring it.
si-dios-quiere reblogged this from ellercops and added:

a can of almonds. hopefully he is allergic!
ellercops reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:

my philosophy folder? yeah i’ll cram his throat with plato, aristotle and nietzsche. sounds legit.
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Water bottle…. I’m dead.
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katie macleod… sweet deal.
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OH GOD A TELEPHONE!
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a plastic bag. maybe katy perry is going to kill him with her singing?
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Tv, radio, and pepsi can So I’m going to cram the pepsi can down his throat, after I throw the pepsi can at his dick,...
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A chair! Could do some damage tbf. Would need to put the baby down first though.
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lol it so happens to point at my bo staff behind the door. >:)
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a pillow. I will kill you fucker!
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A hairbrush. Prepare to get your ass beat mofo.
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My LAPTOP :| fuck that shit, i’d rather him kill me :|
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